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Mar. 20th, 2007 07:04 pm Deathwish -Monolog-


Who: Urashima
Where: School Corridor
When: Lunch Break, Tuesday
What: Urashima begins his devious plan

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Mar. 12th, 2007 11:52 am Private to Villians - Thievery


Well that wasn't so hard. Rando did some chanting and we got all the way into the vault unnoticed.

But...damnit Yomi, why didn't you tell  me he was so sadistic? The vault's been blown up now, completely! And then he just pushed the item into my hands and told me to run.

maybe you don't understand how hard it is to escape with one of the most important items there?!  Everyone swipin' at me, i was lucky to get outta there alive.
Geez... how come every time i go into some sort of mission...i always seem to be the sacrifice!?
First Uraotogi and now this.

Well, im still alive. Back in my human form...you know...so none of 'em recognises me. The item's here still.

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Feb. 17th, 2007 02:32 pm Strike!

Ugh..
this is beyond disturbing. What kind of low-life being would write such a ...
I'm not even going to repeat what was on it!

Corbin, exactly what have you been teaching these students!? 
I'd rather work at the cafeteria than read that poem again. How could anyone..... student and staff alike.... write something like THIS!

There's no way this could be honest. To think that someone was watching me in that way, brings about a worse feeling than the lunch lady's cooking.


Nope, must've been a prank.
First you damned students graffiti the walls, and now you taunt me? Perhaps i will strike, and force you to live in a disgusting school. Yes, that sounds like a good idea.
That's right, once the restrooms run outta soap or paper, THAT'S IT! That's what you get!

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Jan. 18th, 2007 10:37 am -Private- Success!

AHAHAHAHAHA!
This couldn't have worked any better!
My sweet little Secret Santa present...amazing that it could bring so much JOY!
And the only person who knows i ever possessed that...bedazzler...was the one who gave it to me.

So all i have to do is hope it wasn't one of em students.

But really....they're blaming KURAMA! Out of all people...my luck couldn't get any better! That'll teach the flee-infested maggot for taunting me!

I think i'll back off a bit now...
don't want them working out who i am. Good thing i don't work around the students much anyways...

Current Mood: accomplishedaccomplished

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Dec. 29th, 2006 12:35 pm

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W-What is this?!
I can't believe i ripped open the wrapping to find THIS!!!
The clown must've given it to me. Anyone else wouldve given me something worthwhile, something I'D want.
But this...
Damn you Suzuki. Only YOU would find sticking sequins on things amusing...
I.Hate.You.

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Dec. 14th, 2006 08:14 pm Mass CLean up

Photocopied notices had been displayed around the school for days, so much so that some were slightly faded due to lack of ink.
Each announced the same event, a massive clean up to be taken place on Wednesday the 13th at lunchtime.
Every student would work to picking up rubbish for the duration of the break, as well as scrubbing off illegible graffiti and the like- if caught and requested to by Urashima himself.
This would be the first day...the second, closer to Christmas, would be for final decorations.

This day...had finally come.
And now, Urashima stood proudly at the school gates, janitor trolly by his side, mop in hand, grinning in complete superiority at the students sauntering out of class before him. The announcement had already been broadcasted over the speaker system..
if all went well, some would give out...information...when the frustration hit.

Current Location: School gates
Current Mood: accomplishedaccomplished

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Nov. 30th, 2006 03:40 pm Yard Duty.

I did a little researching, and found out students are actually meant to clean the school after school! HAH!
Let me repeat that in case you didn't quite catch it. The students...are meant to clean the hallways and classrooms...after school.
I KID YOU NOT!

And yet here i am working my ass off for no reason. I also found out that some schools in the West have what is known as "Yard Duty." Now...there's three versions of this.

A.) 20 minutes or so each week is dedicated to the whole school cleaning up.
B.) Each day a group of three or four students skip their classes and spend the whole day picking up rubbish and cleaning. This goes through the whole school until every person has had a day of it.
C.) Punishment. Get in trouble? Spend lunch time with me! Hah! I'm sure some of you know how terrible that is, Right Waka? 


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Oct. 31st, 2006 05:20 pm Toilet Clog (Private to Villians)


Look guys, i was responsible for the soap dispensers and detergent and stuff...but none of this toilet clogging business! There's no fun in that, if i gain nothing out of it.

In fact, it looks like i'll be losing from it...again. I suggest surveillence in the toilets...well, not in the cubicles themselves, but to watch over the sinks and stuff. Ya know, we'll catch whoever it is then.

Actually
Yomi, Kuronue....I would be more than happy to give Shishi the punishment he deserves. 
Why don't we get him to clean this little problem?
It would make my day to stand there and watch him squirm, and know there's nothing he can do about it.
-snickers-

I beg of you. For that, i may be able to stand this part in your act just a little longer.

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Oct. 28th, 2006 03:10 pm Fight Fire with Fire (Private to Villains)

Haha!
This'll get those damn students!

I spent most of my Friday cleaning the canteen after the youkai had their little 'fun.' But see, it ain't no fun cleaning something you had no part in. Something you aren't even deserving of cleaning. Right?

Don't worry, it's nothing that'll give us away. I mean, ya wouldn't expect the Janitor to be making a mess would ya?
Nah, that's the students job.

Actually this came as an accident..
See i was cleaning the top floor toilets, when i slipped over god-knows-what on the floor, and tripped into my trolley.
It fell over and the detergent fell into the toilet...-snickers-.
I was thinking about fixing it up, or closing the toilet up so that no one...well...flushed it... but Oh! How I'd love to be there when some poor sap presses that button (providing they've learnt how to now) and an bubbles flow out of the toilet and across the floor! If luck prevails, there may be faeces in there too.
Doesn't bother me, it's normally there anyways.

But why stop there? So i went to all the soap dispenses and replaced the soap with paint- and not just any paint. Black paint, that's really hard to get off (except if ya use Turps)

i don't see a problem with this, it's merely revenge for the canteen and everything else! 'Sides, if all goes well, "another student did it," and i can get some kids to stay back and clean it up!
Win Win Win!

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Oct. 19th, 2006 09:52 pm Second week in hell.

I can't stand this anymore!

When i agreed to a position at this school, i did not expect to get the "start from the bottom and work up" deal.
Today, the upper level washroom was decorated with profanities written in god knows what. I certainly don't wanna know.
And it doesn't come off easy either!

I had to sweep the whole entrance hall too, cos some damned kids "forgot" to change from their outside shoes into school shoes. Really.

I was gonna take a break and have lunch or something, but i might as well pick off whatevers on the end of the broom. By the way the students are reacting to the "lunch lady's" (Haha! -coughcoughcoughhack-) food anyway.

Do you students find fun in watching me work? Or are ya waiting till I'm the next hunchback, hmm?
There are lotsa bins around the school, toilets have a 'flush' button for a reason.
If i see you doin' any vandalism, you'll be the one to clean it up. 






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